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	<description>Open hearts. Open minds. Open doors.</description>
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		<title>The Aggressive Guest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever we read the Bible, there are several things to be looking for.  Of course, we need to see the instructions contained in the passage, and today’s instructions about humility and caring for the poor are important to hear.  But we can also learn much from the Bible by looking at the writer, the words [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=948</link>
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		<title>Ice Cream Social</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Memorial United Methodist Church held its annual ice cream social on Sunday, August 22, 2010. To view individual photos and download full-resolution copies, click here. Once you have found the photo you would like to print/save, click Actions, View All Sizes, Original and then Download the Original Size.]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=942</link>
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		<title>Jesus Straightened Her Out!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes in some of our philosophical discussions at a local fine-dining establishment, someone will say something about straightening someone out.  Someone’s thoughts are so twisted or their actions so bazaar that they need straightening out, someone will say.  Then another person will say that it will take Wood Mortuary to straighten them out, to which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=939</link>
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		<title>You Are Surrounded!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, it’s back!  Soon it will be time for Lucy to hold the football for Charlie Brown and then move it just as he runs up to kick it.  I imagine that many of you have plans to attend many of the games at Death Valley or Williams-Brice, and a few of you are headed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=936</link>
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		<title>Youth Mission Trip</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Memorial United Methodist Church Youth took a mission trip to Montana from July 16-26, 2010. Photos by Corrie Kennette. To view individual photos and download full-resolution copies, click here. Once you have found the photo you would like to print/save, click All Sizes, Original and then Download the Original Size.]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=927</link>
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		<title>Down by the Creek Bank</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Memorial United Methodist Church children performed &#8220;Down by the Creek Bank&#8221; on August 5, 2010. Listen to audio from the program View photos from the program To view individual photos and download full-resolution copies, click here. Once you have found the photo you would like to print/save, click All Sizes, Original and then Download the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=923</link>
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		<title>He Who Dies with the Most Toys &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The title of the sermon today comes from the widely circulated modern proverb, “He who dies with the most toys wins.”  It pokes a little fun at us all, especially those of us who think we have to get ahead of our neighbors, accumulating more things than anybody else.  Life is a game of Monopoly!  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=916</link>
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		<title>Forced to Become the Referee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Professional umpires and referees get paid right well!  They make decisions voluntarily, that is, they know when they are hired that their job requires them to be the arbiters between teams and people.  Sometimes they cause grief when their calls are incorrect, but they are paid well for their errors in judgment.  But you and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=912</link>
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		<title>That’s Mighty Neighborly of You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Student-teacher interactions are always entertaining.  Students don’t like their ignorance to be exposed, and teachers don’t like to be bested in the classroom.  I recently heard about a little boy who reported this interesting story to his parents, calling them on the phone from the principal’s office: “The teacher asked the students to tell about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=908</link>
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		<title>Proper Use of Our Freedom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever get mad at what the preacher says or doesn’t say?  If you do, then perhaps you will understand that we preachers are just as bad about this as you are!  We get mad at what is said or not said by our bishops and Annual Conference leaders.  Some of us refer to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://greerchurch.com/?p=900</link>
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